Caligula's Launderette

Hello, hon. If you have any questions about the critique or my handwriting is illegible, please tell me. This was one of my favorite Mutt pieces. :D Ta, Cal.

Hello, dear. I really enjoyed reading this, and if you have any questions about my critique or can't read my writing, please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Hey, look, it's me again. You know the drill, if you have any questions or need me explain some illegible comment, please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Hey, hon. I know this is like one of those no-nos; posting a review practically a year after the piece was posted, but I just found the lost batch of ...

Esme, This has been in my proper critique list for awhile, I just haven't uploaded till now. If you have any questions or my handwriting is illegible, please tell me. ...

Leja, Here we are again. :D If you have questions or can't read my handwriting, please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Leja, I have had this in my proper critique pile for awhile, and finally uploaded it. If you have questions or my handwriting is illegible, please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Hi Jabber, I know you have rewritten this, but I did critique this version and I thought it might be useful. If you have any questions or can't read my ...

M'dear, This has been floating around for awhile, but I finally found it to upload. If you have questions or can't read something tell me. Ta, Cal.

Kylan, Here is one of proper critiques that equals part of your contest prize. If you have any questions or my handwriting is just illegible please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Oi, hon. This has been proper critiqued ages ago, it seems. But, I misplaced it. Now, finally, here it is. You know the drill, any questions or if my handwriting ...

Oi, this was proper critique ages ago, but I misplaced it. If you have any questions or my handwriting is just atrocious and illegible please tell me. Ta, Cal.

Okay, so I've had this proper critiqued for awhile now, but I just found it among my own papers. If you have any questions or my handwriting is just illegible ...

O M G. You are like the greatest evah! You rule, if only for the blood and the drinking and the # and the... ;) *Courtesy of SPEW*

This is amazing. One of the best short stories I've read in a long time. I think the subtlety is what I like best about it, or it could be ...